I am he As you are he As you are me And we are all together
See how they run Like pigs from a gun See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long
*I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mr. city policeman sitting Pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly Like Lucy in the sky See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down
*

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
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Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile Like pigs in a sty See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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